Jock McSwaggin's Speech

Four score and seven points in a touchdown,

when in the course of human air vents,

the strong will inherit the earth. I would

be a good president because I am the

best president. I am captain at the football

team and we win at least every game. Vote

for me because it's not a popularity contest because

if it was I would win. I wrote a poem to show why.

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Vote for me, Jock McSwaggin